Archive for October, 2008

What if?

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Obama/Biden vs McCain/Palin - what if things were switched around?
Would the country’s collective point of view be different?

What if the Obamas had paraded five children across the stage, including a three month old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?

What if John McCain were a former president of the Harvard Law Review?
What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?

What if McCain had only married once, and Obama were a divorcee?

What if Obama were the candidate who left his first wife after a severe disfiguring car accident, when she no longer measured up to his standards?

What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair while still married to another woman?

What if Michelle Obama were the wife who not only became addicted to pain killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?

What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?

What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five?
(The Keating Five were five United States Se nators accused of corruption in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger Savings and Loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s.)

What if McCain were a charismatic, eloquent speaker?
What if Obama couldn’t read from a teleprompter?

What if Obama were the one who had military experience that included discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?

What if Obama were the one known to display publicly, on many occasions, a serious anger management problem?

What if Michelle Obama’s family had made their money from beer distribution?

What if the Obamas had adopted a white child?

You could easily add to this list. If these questions reflected reality, do you really believe the election numbers would be as close as they are?

This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes, and minimizes positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative qualities in another when there is a color difference.

Educational background:

Barack Obama:
Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in International Relations.
Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

Joseph Biden:
University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

vs.

John McCain:
United States Naval Acade my - Class rank: 894 of 899

Sarah Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in Journalism

Education isn’t everything, but this is about the two highest offices in the land as well as our standing in the world. You make the call.

(Received via email, with the original author seemingly being Ann Hassett. Edited for grammatical errors.)

Mullenweg ‘08!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

I don’t know why, but for some reason I got the idea to rotate the WordPress logo and make a presidential campaign logo for its creator Matt Mullenweg.

(Several variants included.)

Meme’d

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

I’ve been much too busy and tired to post a proper update, so here’s something just so you know I’m still alive.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Nik
2. Nikola
3. Nicky-Poo (don’t ask)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my height
2. my eyes
3. my glasses

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. the extra padding
2. small-ish feet
3. I don’t look like Brad Pitt.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Serbian
2. uhh…Bosnian?
3. uhm…Yugoslavian?

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. spiders
2. social conservatives
3. Los Angeles traffic

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my glasses
2. my BlackBerry
3. good tunes

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. glasses
2. boxer briefs
3. uhh…

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Goldfrapp
2. Soulwax
3. Freeform Five

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Thé à la Menthe - La Caution - Instrumental
2. Freeform Five - No More Conversations (Mylo Mix)
3. Sydney Blu - Give It Up for Me

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. meaning
2. passion
3. existence

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I’m a player.
2. I like chocolate.
3. I don’t have a middle name.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. height
2. glasses
3. smile+eyes

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. listening to good tunes
2. driving
3. photography

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. stop being sick so I can go back to the gym
2. drive a fun car
3. not have half a quarter left before winter break

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. graphic designer
2. DJ
3. car magazine founder/editor/columnist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. NYC
2. London
3. Sweden

THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Emily
2. Melody
3. Max

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. meet Mélissa Theuriau
2. go on a date at Le Jules Verne
3. save someone’s life

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY LIKE A GIRL:
1. I firmly believe that wearing matching clothes matters.
2. I think Brad Pitt is hot.
3. I have feelings.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY LIKE A BOY:
1. I love cars.
2. I love girls.
3. I have male body parts.

Undecided

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Thank you, John Gruber, for the best laugh of the week so far.