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	<description>Somewhere between what I ate for breakfast and philosophical masturbation...inclusive.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bullshitmaster</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/08/bullshitmaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do I despise Ticketmaster? Well, you can read some of that here, and I&#8217;ll elaborate a bit below.
Here&#8217;s a screenshot of a bill I just almost confirmed.

So, let&#8217;s take a look at all those wonderful fees.
First off we have the ticket price: $25 for adults. No problems there.
Then we have a &#8220;Total Building Facility [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do I despise <a href="http://www.ticketmaster.com/">Ticketmaster</a>? Well, you can read some of that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ticketmaster#Service_fees">here</a>, and I&#8217;ll elaborate a bit below.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a screenshot of a bill I just <em>almost</em> confirmed.</p>
<p><img src="http://sw33t.net/files/2008/8/ticketmaster.png" alt="" width="382" height="187" /></p>
<p>So, let&#8217;s take a look at all those wonderful fees.</p>
<p>First off we have the ticket price: $25 for adults. No problems there.</p>
<p>Then we have a &#8220;Total Building Facility Charge&#8221; of $2. Uhhh, what? Wikipedia says this is determined by the venue, so I guess I can&#8217;t blame Ticketmaster. Too bad.</p>
<p>Then there&#8217;s the &#8220;Total Convenience Charge&#8221; of $8.30. This fee is for the convenience of not having to go over to a Ticketmaster retail location to buy a ticket in person. Apparently Ticketmaster say that this convenience is worth 33.2% of the total ticket price. 33.2%. That&#8217;s fucking ridiculous.</p>
<p>Following is a $5.10 &#8220;Order Processing Charge,&#8221; because we all know how these web servers charge a pretty penny of an hourly rate. Virtually no human effort is required for the processing of an order and the electricity/bandwidth required for the computers to do it is insignificant. This is laughable.</p>
<p>The last one is my personal favorite: a $2.50 &#8220;TicketFast Delivery&#8221; charge, which is a fee for printing your own tickets as opposed to having them shipped to you. Mind you, some of the shipping options are quite pricey, and rightfully so (UPS Next Day and similar), but choosing to have your tickets mailed to you via standard USPS is free. <em>They charge you $2.50 if you don&#8217;t want them to bother with mailing you a ticket.</em> In addition to the free USPS option there&#8217;s a retail pickup option for $1. Taking up a Ticketmaster employee&#8217;s time at a window somewhere will cost you less than doing all the work yourself.</p>
<p>So the total is $42.90, $17.90 of which is various (read: bullshit) fees. Fuck you, Ticketmaster.</p>
<p>Scam, anyone?</p>
<p>I hereby refuse to pay 42% of the ticket price in fees, because I refuse to be ripped off like a complete idiot. I guess I&#8217;m not seeing Pendulum. Shame.</p>
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		<title>Too Much Introspection?</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/08/too-much-introspection/</link>
		<comments>http://sw33t.net/2008/08/too-much-introspection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there such a thing as too much introspection?
I used to think just about everyone could do with a bit more of it, but lately I haven&#8217;t been so sure. I suppose it&#8217;s the same thing as with everything else: moderation is the key.
Now I just have to take my own advice&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there such a thing as too much introspection?</p>
<p>I used to think just about everyone could do with a bit more of it, but lately I haven&#8217;t been so sure. I suppose it&#8217;s the same thing as with everything else: moderation is the key.</p>
<p>Now I just have to take my own advice&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Snicker, Snicker</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/08/snicker-snicker/</link>
		<comments>http://sw33t.net/2008/08/snicker-snicker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a Coffee Bean barista, I love things like this.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a Coffee Bean barista, I love things like <a href="http://failblog.org/2008/08/04/starbucks-fail/">this</a>.</p>
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		<title>Spam Feast #1</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/spam-feast-1/</link>
		<comments>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/spam-feast-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Angelina Jolie dies in miscarriage. Steve Jobs found with dirty money.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Angelina Jolie dies in miscarriage. Steve Jobs found with dirty money.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>I Like Me</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/i-like-me/</link>
		<comments>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/i-like-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:09:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[personal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On the way home from work tonight I took a sort of a step back and looked at myself - my life and my personality.
And then it hit me: I really like me.
I couldn&#8217;t think of a single person in the whole world I&#8217;d rather be.
That, my dear readers, is quite possibly the most satisfying [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the way home from work tonight I took a sort of a step back and looked at myself - my life and my personality.</p>
<p>And then it hit me: I really like me.</p>
<p>I couldn&#8217;t think of a single person in the whole world I&#8217;d rather be.</p>
<p>That, my dear readers, is quite possibly the most satisfying thought one could have: I&#8217;m cool in my own book. Often that&#8217;s all that matters&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;Because everything else follows. :)</p>
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		<title>Shuffle Is the New Walkman</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/shuffle-is-the-new-walkman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apple iPod shuffle is the new Sony Walkman.
Your music, wherever you are, whenever you want it. And nothing else.
No videos, no Internet&#8230;Hell, not even album covers. No distractions like touch screens, EQ settings, or playlists. No unnecessary crap.
Just you and your music, alone.
Thank you, Apple.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apple iPod shuffle is the new Sony Walkman.</p>
<p>Your music, wherever you are, whenever you want it. And nothing else.</p>
<p>No videos, no Internet&#8230;Hell, not even album covers. No distractions like touch screens, EQ settings, or playlists. No unnecessary crap.</p>
<p>Just you and your music, alone.</p>
<p>Thank you, Apple.</p>
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		<title>Freeform Five - No More Conversations (Mylo Remix)</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/freeform-five-no-more-conversations-mylo-remix/</link>
		<comments>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/freeform-five-no-more-conversations-mylo-remix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 02:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Freeform Five - No More Conversations (Mylo Remix) (YouTube vid)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.freeformfive.com/">Freeform Five</a> - No More Conversations (<a href="http://www.mylo.tv/">Mylo</a> Remix) (<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=paXmmg3aQbI">YouTube vid</a>)</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/paXmmg3aQbI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/paXmmg3aQbI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Campaign Slogans, Pt. Un</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/campaign-slogans-pt-un/</link>
		<comments>http://sw33t.net/2008/07/campaign-slogans-pt-un/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[08ama. It&#8217;s in the name.
I should never be allowed to contribute ideas to a political campaign.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>08ama. It&#8217;s in the name.</p></blockquote>
<p>I should never be allowed to contribute ideas to a political campaign.</p>
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		<title>There Is No God</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/06/there-is-no-god/</link>
		<comments>http://sw33t.net/2008/06/there-is-no-god/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This will do.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/">This</a> will do.</p>
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		<title>Jbg.</title>
		<link>http://sw33t.net/2008/06/jbg/</link>
		<comments>http://sw33t.net/2008/06/jbg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a little story I sometimes tell. It&#8217;s a story about my life in Bosnia. More specifically, it&#8217;s about my high school classmates.
In that story I didn&#8217;t leave Bosnia on best terms.
In that story I never felt like I fit in, anywhere. In high school in Bosnia I thought I could belong, but I eventually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a little story I sometimes tell. It&#8217;s a story about my life in Bosnia. More specifically, it&#8217;s about my high school classmates.</p>
<p>In that story I didn&#8217;t leave Bosnia on best terms.</p>
<p>In that story I never felt like I fit in, anywhere. In high school in Bosnia I thought I could belong, but I eventually realized I didn&#8217;t want to. I didn&#8217;t want to be like them, I didn&#8217;t want to hang out with them. I was glad I was different, and I was glad I was now elsewhere.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t exactly recall when I started telling this story. All I know is that it started at some point after I moved here. I imagine it was my subconscious self-defense mechanism that had to cope with the uprooting of my life and everything I built over there. In any case, only the first line of the story is true - I really did leave Bosnia on crappy terms.</p>
<p>Sadly.</p>
<p>I miss that place. I miss the streets on which I grew up. The bloody knees, the countless free throws, the hours of walking around&#8230; I miss the people, too. When I&#8217;m reminded even of those I never liked, usually via pictures on Facebook, I still kind of feel like it&#8217;d be nice to walk by them on the street and just nod. I miss playing basketball in P.E. and cramming for quizzes during those 5-min breaks. I even miss the lack of central heating, though not too much. I miss the cliques, the drama, the gossip, and the teasing.</p>
<p>I miss walking pretty much anywhere and seeing at least one familiar face on the way. I miss knowing every corner, alley, and questionable shortcut. I miss feeling like I have a home. I even miss complaining about the damn place.</p>
<p>I miss it all, at least a little.</p>
<p>However, Prijedor is no longer my home, and I&#8217;m afraid to feel even this bit of nostalgia. Here I am, writing this in English, as if hoping nobody from there will understand it&#8230;</p>
<p>And if you do&#8230;well, sorry it didn&#8217;t work out too well. I suppose life sometimes follows Newton&#8217;s first law.</p>
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