I’m not all that ashamed of being somewhat of a consumer whore, so it only seemed appropriate to have a wishlist of relatively affordable stuff. No point in putting Ferraris on here, right?

(It turns out I like shirts a lot.)

• meh. shirt
  I’ve wanted this shirt ever since it first came out. 99.99% of my life philosophy is described by those four characters.
• Fucking Classy shirt
  Think of it as an experiment in figuring out how many people can detect (and appreciate) irony.
• …as a kite. shirt
  What can I say - I’m a fan of raising eyebrows.
• It’s 1620 Somewhere shirt
  No comment.
• i like little duckies shirt
  A true Ze Frank classic - only for those with a sense of humor.
• Team Pluto shirt
  It would go fantastic with my Pluto Replies shirt. Not at the same time, obviously.
• Hell No shirt
  Because Hellno Kitty is just badass.
• Defrag shirt
  Is it weird that I want a shirt commemorating a despicable waste of time?
• Hammer and Sickle hoodie
  For Mother Russia!
• Nixon Cannon watch
  One of the most elegant reasonably priced watches I’ve ever seen. I’ll take a silver one with a black dial, thank you.
• Pico USB flash drive
  Tiny and huge at the same time.
• Apple MacBook Pro laptop
  Perfection in laptop form.
• Lotus Elise roadster
  A car in a class of its own.

More junk to be added as I run into it. Expect more shirts before anything else.